tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57935159338392856592012-02-16T16:39:12.028-08:00Good times squashed by Mr. RoastyMr. Roastyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07662494147098470479noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5793515933839285659.post-36765522908888092022010-08-10T14:02:00.000-07:002010-08-10T14:02:05.088-07:00<br /><a href="http://www.gone-ta-pott.com/national_smores_day.html">http://www.gone-ta-pott.com/national_smores_day.html</a><br />really?! a national holiday? &nbsp;you bastards... enjoy it.<br /><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5793515933839285659-3676552290888809202?l=mrroasty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mr. Roastyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07662494147098470479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5793515933839285659.post-74733783027439334372010-04-28T07:46:00.001-07:002010-04-28T07:47:39.786-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">that's right humans... i have a Music Video now too!!! (nsfw)</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/smoresapp">http://www.youtube.com/smoresapp</a></span><br /><br /><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5793515933839285659-7473378302743933437?l=mrroasty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mr. Roastyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07662494147098470479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5793515933839285659.post-74462700915614268302010-04-09T13:00:00.000-07:002010-04-09T13:01:29.118-07:00oh great, now he's got a Music Video!!<br /><a href="http://youtube.com/smoresapp">http://youtube.com/smoresapp</a><br /><br />what a prick.<br /><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5793515933839285659-7446270091561426830?l=mrroasty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mr. Roastyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07662494147098470479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5793515933839285659.post-31675301264128081422010-02-13T17:40:00.000-08:002010-02-13T17:40:40.380-08:00<br />oh, the commercialism!!!<br /><a href="http://cafepress.com/SmoresApp">http://cafepress.com/SmoresApp</a><br /><br />yuck.<br /><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5793515933839285659-3167530126412808142?l=mrroasty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mr. Roastyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07662494147098470479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5793515933839285659.post-31858121881560660422010-02-08T15:44:00.000-08:002010-02-08T15:45:59.243-08:00<br /><a href="http://www.smoreslovers.com/smoresap">http://www.smoreslovers.com/smoresap</a><br />What is THIS?!? i website for lovers of S'mores? you people are sick!<br /><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5793515933839285659-3185812188156066042?l=mrroasty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mr. Roastyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07662494147098470479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5793515933839285659.post-87480398110831167012010-02-05T16:27:00.000-08:002010-02-08T15:46:15.648-08:00<br />You've got to be kidding me... NOT only is there an iPhone application for killing and flattening Marshmallows... but now there is a FREE version! <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/smores-lite/id350893183?mt=8">S'mores LITE</a>.<br /><br />Brother Toasty... i am this close to disowning you!<br /><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5793515933839285659-8748039811083116701?l=mrroasty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mr. Roastyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07662494147098470479noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5793515933839285659.post-81902059759658017062010-01-31T16:34:00.000-08:002010-02-03T14:33:46.328-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://smoresapp.com/mrroasty_blog/photo001_smores.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br /></a><a href="http://smoresapp.com/mrroasty_blog/photo001_smores.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://smoresapp.com/mrroasty_blog/photo001_smores.png" /></a></div><br /><br /><br /><br />Greetings from my Evil Lair somewhere in Illinois... far away from humanity, that very same humanity which thinks it decent to IMPALE my&nbsp;brethren, the Marshmallows,&nbsp;upon a pointy stick and then ROAST them alive over an open fire!<br /><br />Only to be then SQUISHED in between 2 graham crackers, along with a bisected chocolate bar! A despicable demise to be sure!<br /><br />My twin brother Mr. Toasty has lost his mind... he's the "good" one you know. He not only feels this is an acceptable campfire activity, but whole-heartedly endorses an iPhone App: <b><a href="http://smoresapp.com/">S'mores!</a></b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://smoresapp.com/" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="88" src="http://smoresapp.com/mrroasty_blog/smores-app-logo.png" width="400" /></a></div><br /></div><br />He is a FOOL.&nbsp;I shall begin my unending tyrant of HATE with the very thing he holds dear, S'mores.<br /><br />Rest assured it shall not end here...<br /><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5793515933839285659-8190205975965801706?l=mrroasty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mr. Roastyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07662494147098470479noreply@blogger.com1